How to get in touch with us
London
42 Gefilte Fish Lane, Golders Green, NW11 8CH
“Where the bagels are fresh, the schmoozing is free, and every third cousin has an opinion on your life choices.”
Manchester
7 Matzah Ball Mews, Prestwich, M16 0YK
“Home of ‘Is this a family tree or a football rivalry?’ (Spoiler: It’s both. Weeping over lost records since 1892.)”
Edinburgh
1 Bagpipe & Blintz Boulevard,
EH1 9 Frum
“Where Scottish grit meets Jewish guilt. Yes, we have traced the clan tartan back to a tailor in Minsk.”
Peckham
18 Bubbe’s Nagging Terrace,
Nu Yawk-on-Thames, SE15 5OY
“You’ll find us between the market stalls and the 37th cousin yelling, ‘EAT, EAT—you look thin, feh!’”
(Tagline: “Where genealogy meets gefilte geography.”)
💡 Why these addresses?
- Golders Green: Because obviously.
- Prestwich: Where Man United fans and Manischewitz fans collide.
- EH1 9Frum: Edinburgh’s only kosher haggis supplier (allegedly).
- Peckham Springs: A fancy way to say “the tap water tastes like tears from the 1901 census.”
🔍 Need directions?
“Turn left at the deli, right at the shul, and if you hit a cholent cook-off, you’ve gone too far.”
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P.S. If you’re not related, don’t worry—we’ll make you mishpocheh. Complimentary kneidlach upon login. 🥟
(Disclaimer: All “springs” in Peckham are strictly metaphorical. And possibly haunted by bubbas.)
🏡 Family Tree HQ: UK Edition (Now with Extra Chutzpah!) 🥯!
I will be happy to hear from you! Feel free to ask questions, if you want access to the family tree let me know how you are related.