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London

42 Gefilte Fish Lane, Golders Green, NW11 8CH

“Where the bagels are fresh, the schmoozing is free, and every third cousin has an opinion on your life choices.”

Manchester

7 Matzah Ball Mews, Prestwich, M16 0YK

“Home of ‘Is this a family tree or a football rivalry?’ (Spoiler: It’s both. Weeping over lost records since 1892.)”

Edinburgh

1 Bagpipe & Blintz Boulevard,
EH1 9 Frum

“Where Scottish grit meets Jewish guilt. Yes, we have traced the clan tartan back to a tailor in Minsk.”

Peckham

18 Bubbe’s Nagging Terrace,
Nu Yawk-on-Thames, SE15 5OY

“You’ll find us between the market stalls and the 37th cousin yelling, ‘EAT, EAT—you look thin, feh!’”
(Tagline: “Where genealogy meets gefilte geography.”)

💡 Why these addresses?

  • Golders Green: Because obviously.
  • Prestwich: Where Man United fans and Manischewitz fans collide.
  • EH1 9Frum: Edinburgh’s only kosher haggis supplier (allegedly).
  • Peckham Springs: A fancy way to say “the tap water tastes like tears from the 1901 census.”

🔍 Need directions?
“Turn left at the deli, right at the shul, and if you hit a cholent cook-off, you’ve gone too far.”

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P.S. If you’re not related, don’t worry—we’ll make you mishpocheh. Complimentary kneidlach upon login. đŸ„Ÿ

(Disclaimer: All “springs” in Peckham are strictly metaphorical. And possibly haunted by bubbas.)